Collects the funniest, rudest and wisest sayings of Tyrion Lannister, the dwarf with a brain the size of a planet, and a heart of (tarnished) gold. The quotes are drawn from George R.R. Martin's "A Song Of Fire & Ice" series, and the quirky illustrations are by artist and caricaturist Jonty Clark. 'The sheer mind-boggling scope of this epic has sent other fantasy writers away shaking their heads' "Guardian"

George R.R. Martin is the author of fifteen novels and novellas, including five volumes of A Song of Ice and Fire, several collections of short stories, as well as screenplays for television and feature films. Dubbed 'the American Tolkien', George R.R. Martin has won numerous awards including the World Fantasy Lifetime Achievement Award. He is an Executive Producer on HBO's Emmy Award-winning Game of Thrones, which is based on his A Song of Ice and Fire series. He lives in Santa Fe, New Mexico.